Snowed last night a little. It has gotten cold again, after our warm spell. Well today is Friday and as Friday's go, I am not excited in the least. I like working at night in offices, jamming to my own music. Because otherwise I would just be sitting at home (loser) but give me a break I have a kid!

Anyway, I will be working again tonight and these people in these offices will most likely be fucking SLOBS. I wonder what gets in people's minds that they feel the need to just throw shit on the floor. Just because you work there doesn't entitle you to trash the fucking place! I have got a few pictures I will upload when I have time. Messy ass mofos!

Also I don't know what it is, but the women's bathroom always seems to be much more clean then the men's. It may be due to there being more men at these offices, but the men's seems like a bunch of chimps were let loose. Paper all over the floor, all kinds of shit.


Anonymous said...

1. A few clowns short of a circus.
2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
4. A few beers short of a six-pack.
5. Dumber than a box of hair.
6. A few peas short of a casserole.
7. Doesn't have all her Corn Flakes in one box.
8. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
9. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
10. One taco short of a combination platter.
11. A few feathers short of a whole duck.
12. All foam, no beer.
13. The cheese slid off her cracker.
14. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
15. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
16. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
17. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
18. He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
19. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
20. As smart as bait.
21. Chimney's clogged.
22. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
23. Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
24. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
25. Forgot to pay her brain bill.
26. Her sewing machine's out of thread.
27. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
28. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
29. If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
30. Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
31. No grain in the silo.
32. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
33. Receiver is off the hook.
34. Several nuts short of a full pouch.
35. Skylight leaks a little.
36. Slinky's kinked.
37. Surfing in Nebraska.
38. Too much yardage between the goal posts.

38 Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are stupid.

Chris said...

Cool. Maybe I could use these when referring to people who are annoying.